
Important Shit: Selena Oreo’s
I Discovered Selena Gomez’s Oreos Are Structurally Superior to Most Building Foundations – Also Solves No Murders But Tastes Better Than Evidence As a professional engineer who moonlights telling jokes to people who understand the difference between torque and torque specifications, I’ve analyzed everything from bridge load calculations to the aerodynamics of my own stage presence. But nothing—and I mean *nothing*—prepared me for the precision [–Read More]